partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

omg

k1mkardashian:

1. Check Thyself Before Thou Wreck Thyself
2. Thou Shalt Goeth, Girl
3. Thou Shalt Show Some Class
4. Thou Shalt Work What Thou Art Working With
5. Thou Shalt Spit Mad Game With Style
6. Thou Shalt Mind Thy Money
7. Thou Shalt Giveth Back
8. Thou Shalt Represent
9. Unless Thou Can Play, Thou Wilt Be Played
10. Thou Shalt Be Fully Fabulous

omg flashbackssss

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

i hate auto correct so much

i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’

i meant tomorrow

fivegum:

i mean honestly the only people who go to abercrombie are the employees